Chuck Norris Shaves Beard, No Longer Hero

News Robert Bernstein 3/20/2013 at 9:38AM

Aww, no more Chuck Norris' beard jokes!

Chuck Norris has done the United States a great disservice; he has shaved his epic beard.  The normally well-groomed and sizeable beard is no more.

Norris, 73, looks absolutely ridiculous without the beard, almost unrecognizable.  And, once he realizes how silly he looks without it, it'll surely be back.  In fact, I bet the beard is plotting its return already, waiting to reappear in the wild like a sloth; without notice and just as furry.

Now, Norris will have to find another line of work, since his beard was the main reason for his mainstream success in action films.  Here are some other lines of work the beardless  man might want to now consider:  painting, training horses, professional badminton, bingo moderator, or pet detective.

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HA HA HA HA. Yes, giving off very unfortunate air of "gender change." I mean unless that's what he's going for? However, if so: #neverleavehomewithoutbra

Maybe he lost it in a fight with Jet Li . It was so fast, the media can barely capture evidence!

if the man wants to go beardless let it be !!!!!!

He looks positively ghoulish w/out his beard of power

Chuck Norris didn't shave his beard. It's on a tour of duty in Afghanistan.

Meh, he looks good for a 73 year old with TOtal Hip replacement

What do you have to say, Vader?

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